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Um… Im not sure how to respond to ‘Hooters’… Do I now have boobs of mass destruction?
Track and field invitational? Awww yisss Olympic medal here I come!
All eleven doctors if they were owls.
Red with a zombie geisha lady? Deduce that for me Homes.
Im wearing a cheerleading shirt idfk what i am
Okayyy soooo, I’m at work…. Wearing my security guard uniform….. >.> I— AM — SECURIBOT Model A-700. My job is to...
I’m not wearing a shirt. So does this mean I don’t get special powers? :(
Freakin’ panda power!
Umm…pink with polka dots. Jeez, I have the frilliest of all of them fml
my shirt has “meh” written on it. My super power is apathy?
Green lantern!?? still fucking dope
CAPTAIN FUCKING AMERICA
H.P. Lovecraft reading from the Necronomicon and summoning Cthullhu? I uh… Well this is awkward. I was hoping to be the...
it’s my work shirt …Coldstone powers? do I… freeze things? NO WAIT TWIRLING SPADES OF DEATH
it’s actually a bath wrap… so…………….
Sweet, commanding murders of crows and barbed wire. BEST SUPERPOWER EVER!
it’s red and there’s an american eagle insignia on it THE RED EAGLE … violent freedom maybe?
I’m wearing a blue military-issue undershirt. I have no idea.
Um, I have scrubs on.
I’ve gained the power of Princeton? If this means i get a 17 billion endowment I am so down!
The power of GREY! Watch it..
I AM THE GODDAMNED BATMAN.
Brown tank, and I feel like a cow right now, so you figure it out lol.
The power of… chest hair?
^^Best superhero ever
Not wearing a shirt. …Super boobs?
Sooo I’m wearing a King Travis Clothing shirt. It says “You’ll never know dear,how much I love you” and has a boy and...
CAPTAIN FUCKING AMERICA
Blue team campaign shirt. ‘Indignation and Ignorance’. Dude.
The Power of LOVE?!
A white button down and a blue blazer. I’M MOTHERFUCKING DAPPER
What if your not wearing a shirt..
mickey mouse is on my shirt. what the fuck does that mean? I CAN SHAPESHIFT INTO A MOUSE?
SHERLOCK HOLMES AW YEAH (and also Watson) Deduce all the things.
I can now be grey ???-_- lame
I’m naked… so what power is that?
I can control Houses!