That I’m happy that I received my camera cord in the mail
And a wonderfully sweet letter from a straight girl with a bf who lives in California
And that I had an awesome SINGLE v-day.
Don’t comment on it about how your ex treated you like a princess.
IDGAF.
There are few couples I care about, you are not one of them, actually.
And I really don’t wanna hear how sweet your bf is, if he’s a douchebag.
Renee and Max?
CUTE.
Seamus and Ashh?
CUTE.
Nick and Bears?
CUTE.
You and Your Ex Making Ammends?
GTFO.
You just make me want to stab myself in the face, because you’re obnoxious and you’re gross and I hate hearing about this stuff from you.
Cause I always do.
And I’m always single.
And I. Am bored with you.
You’re uninteresting.
And YOU, is a very broad term aimed at pretty much anyone I know with a significant other.
Pretty much anyone, not everyone.
But close.